So today at lunch we somehow got on the subject of naming injuries.
Last year someone turned on all the sinks in the bathroom, effectiverly taking all the water pressure out of my shower. Angry and soapy, I bolted out of the shower to get revenge on the hygene thief. Before the culprit could get out of the bathroom, I put all my might into a superman tackle. As a flew through the air, the pressure burgler put his arms up and pushed back to avoid being assaulted by a very naked, very wet, very pissed off me. The rest of the fall seemed to be in slow motion as I keeled backward and fell, elbow first, onto the herringbone bathroom tile.
Long story short, I finished my shower and noticed an odd, balloon-ish type swelling thing going on in my elbow area. It ended up equivalent to a tennis-ball sized water grenade hanging from my right arm. After a few days of evolution, we ended up referring to my injury as the infamous "Swell-bow Baggins". One exploded elbow-sack to rule them all.
Yall have any good injuries you've named?
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not an injury, but I had a buddy who could make his right nipple lactate, and he called it "milky"
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