Fraud

So tonight at midnight I turn 21 years old. The last milestone birthday thats not depressing, or it's not supposed ot be...

I've been planning a trip to Las Vegas for 6 months now. Tonight I'm supposed to drive up to Portland and hit the bars with some of my closest, then tomorrow, I'm scheduled to jump on a plan and end up in Sin City by 2PM. Everyone keeps telling me I'll have the time of my life.

EFF my Life though. I went to the bank today to deposit a $250 dollar check for deejaying a sorrority function. I get my recipt back, and there's only $90 in my account. WTF? I check my account activity and an just thrilled to discover my identiy has been stolen! YES! Hundreds of dollars spent at some flippin 7-11 in Hollywood. I call the fraud hotline and spend over an hour on hold, finally get through, and they tell me to make a claim I have to update my address since its time sensitive mail or something. Various phone calls later, I end up with the money still gone, my account is frozen, and all I have are the 10 dollars in my pocket.

Viva Las Vegas
Happy Birthday to me

Hella Triflin'ass fraud jerk, please stop buying slurpees and swishers and calling cards with my money.